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Aslaug Haviland, known as \"Utah's Helen Keller\" was a deaf and blind Norwegian woman who came to the United States at the age of 16 to attend the Perkins Institute in Boston, Massachusetts. She became a nationally renowned motivational speaker.
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Phacelia argillacea is a rare species of flowering plant in the borage family known by the common names clay phacelia and Atwood's phacelia. It is endemic to Utah in the United States, where it is known only from one canyon in Utah County. It is \"one of Utah's most endangered species\"; it is \"one of the nation's rarest plants\" and is federally listed as an endangered species of the United States.
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