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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}

{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

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