{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}